I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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