FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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