So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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