ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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