sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Drake has all the answers
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
