I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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