At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
