you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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