But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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