Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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