There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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