Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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