After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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