Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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