you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
