Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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