she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
