Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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