we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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