Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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