You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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