It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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