I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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