you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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