addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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