erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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