guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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