office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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