Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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