The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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