Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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