You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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