Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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