Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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