what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's the barista slut.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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