dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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