that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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