screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize