That's intense
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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