You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
