jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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