so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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