i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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