My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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