Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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