Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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