Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
only if we run a train.
done.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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