i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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