rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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