she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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