I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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