the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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