Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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