What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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