Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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