Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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