i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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