whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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