Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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